Where would I go to get a gun? They're big and shiiiiiiiny.

Like the Desert Eagle AE! Or an AK-47!

Hey, Erland!

Can I have some money to go out shopping for food?

I got an icon revamp! What'cha think of them, guys?

Also, things are much nicer now that I'm not forgetting how to put on clothes!

So, uh.

How does one not be stupid?

So, like, Merry Christmas everyone. Nice to be with carin' lovin' people 'n all that.

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Gifts for people.

Erland: A big white teddy bear that has a note saying: "Thank you for lettin' me in your home."

Shiyoko: A motorcycle manual.

Alexandra: A cute brown teddy bear with a few cards strapped to its neck.

Vidya: A Chinese cookbook when she wants to cook.

Jean: Some Chinese dresses with the slit in them and everything.

And for the other people in Erland's house? Lots and lots of good food.

...dude, dude, AWESOME!

This place officially rocks, yo!

Should try t'like get some cookbooks 'bout Chinese food t'make it more interestin' than just some lo mein.

Any of ya folks got any recipes for me while I'm at it?

Jeez, y'think that with winter brought more excitement 'n more fun.

Anyone wanna, like, gimme a good time or somethin', 'cause god fuck am I bored.

Then again, pretty sure nothin's gonna happen on Christmas for me, so I should just, y'know, sleep all day 'n not give a fuck.

Need some booze, wherever t'fuck it is.

Like, dude. So anti-climatic, y'know. The Deformers could so totally kick that horror's ass any day 'n y'know it. Fuck y'all who say they can't.

So, like, now that's done, I was in America tendin' to some motorcycles 'n that fun stuff.

What have y'all been up to anyways?

This motorcycle convention sure is bitchin'. I mean, there's Harley Davidsons, Kawasakis 'n other brands!

It almost makes me want a motorcycle to take home to pops and mom. But then I 'member... I don't got any money.

So, uh, might take up waitressing or somethin' like that.

Or strippin'. Whatev makes the most money!

...dude.

Dude.

DUDE.

DUDE.

There's new D-Formers out?!

YAY!